I sat in my office, http://dailyampersand.com/wp-content/plugins/contact-form-7/includes/pipe.php which wasn’t much of an office, http://churchofthekingmcallen.org/wp-includes/template.php studying my dingy curtains and the dust on the surface of my desk which hadn’t been disturbed by a customer sitting down to negotiate with me in what seemed like an awfully long time.
I was a private detective, that’s what my licence said, framed on the wall behind me, looming over my head like a golden halo with its fancy scrolls and official seals: Licensed as a private operator in the four quadrants of earth by the Terran Space Authority. Which was just a lot of bureaucratese that meant the stormtroopers looked the other way when I jimmied open a window or punched a hoodlum out in the street.
It wasn’t much of life, but then again, I wasn’t much of a person. I’d been on the moon for fifteen years, before coming back to earth. The moon takes a lot out of a man, no doubt about it. You sign a contract, and for seven years, and seven years again, you belong to them body and soul. I was a guard, riding up and down the elevators that took the miners into the core. The miners weren’t human. No human being could survive the temperature and the pressure that blasted the ore-face a hundred miles below the crust. We’d found the miners on Jupiter, swimming through the murky gas compacted to the consistency of mud far inside that giant. They were like monkeys, these sailing sacks of gas, and easily trained to work the machinery deep inside the lunar tunnels. Occasionally though, they went off the rails, slightly mad, snapping the machinery and corroding it with their emanations. Then you had to blast them. That’s where I came in.
Fourteen years of frying gaseous membranes kind of colours your view of the universe. For one thing you can never forget that smell, or get it off your skin. There’s no one much to talk to when you’re at work, just those gibbering sacks. I had to quit after fourteen years, or I’d have gone crazy—really crazy, not the kind of waking derangement everyone suffers on the moon. I stuck around one year at the lunar base, cashed in my pension and started up an outfit trading in the ore the mines produced. That failed within six months. I had to wait another six, sleeping in the air ducts and scrounging food before I could hitch a ride off the rock and back to earth.